I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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