Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm both gender and math confused
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