In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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