Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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