At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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