somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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