You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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