google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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