fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I am in a vortex of obligation.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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