If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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