Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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