playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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