Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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