the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
When did angry sex become our thing?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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