yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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