Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I had to cum in my sink.
Panties = found
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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