i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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