yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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