I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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