my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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