have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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