Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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