all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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