i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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