I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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