I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We need to get me chipped asap
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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