I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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