Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
where am i from again
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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