Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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