Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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