What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the condom got lost in my hair
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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