Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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