i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
