It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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