Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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