I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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