i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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