my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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