is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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