did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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