i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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