its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
