oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You dont lie about slip and slides
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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