Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
this hospital has no fireball
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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