drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
