So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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