He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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