Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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