WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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