Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
God, I missed his penis.
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