i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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