Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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