Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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